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doubtful-seer:

horsesforfraublucher:

thedevilstongue:

olivialaurel:

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

Oh my GOD.

Extreme dad jokes.

Good lord…

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

astroknight:

Disney Princess Movies before and after name changes.

"how can we improve these titles?"

"… adjectives

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

morphine-and-cigarettes:

sad black and white blog, I follow back similar

morphine-and-cigarettes:

sad black and white blog, I follow back similar

bag-ofsuck:

Me when I have children

eatmydeck:

Wait what

eatmydeck:

Wait what

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

samironman:

wessasaurus-rex:

kamoedesu:

So I went looking at Gordon Ramsay videos and found this and laughed for about 10 minutes.

HAHAHAHAAHAH this is amazing 

I instantly thought of south park