My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
Oh my GOD.
Extreme dad jokes.
Disney Princess Movies before and after name changes.
"how can we improve these titles?"
AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY
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Me when I have children
you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly